What the future has in store:

4 Nadia Schramn (I think I spelt it right? I did didn't I?)

Ahhhhh Nadia I knew that girl was strange the day I first set eyes on her, little did I know the full extent of her weirdness!

Ahhhhh That Child of Weird!
Dear sweet inocent Nads!
Now this is a heartbreaking story NOT its a story plagued with weird happening starange behaviour and life journeys.
Once apon a time lived a girl called Nadia. She lived in deepest Maycomb and regarded as a phantom by most of the neighbourhood her only friends a girl/boy we are not 2 sure called Scout and her brother Jem.
Wait a minute that is the wrong story!

The Mockingbird of Hemel Hempstead!
Once apon a time in Deepest Hemel Hempstead lived a girl called Nadia. She went to St Joan of Arc School Rickmansworh and had many friends. Sadly this story was about to take a dramatic turn in year 9 Nadia felt it quite normal to create a website about some average boy in the same year as her. His name was Eugene! She shameless flirted with him to know avail he just didn't seem interested. Nadia graduated from college later in life and seemed to have a great career ahead of her until one chnce meeting with him (Eugene)outside a Busted concert (the band that she was now mad about as predicted by Katherine Sheridan in 2002)Anyway they renewed freindship and kept in touch over the next years Eugene (or spike as he likes to be called, Gods knows why?)


became friends. Over the next years Spike became a huge rockstar but was still plagued by his now Stalker/friend Nadia. In 2034 her obseesion came to a height she broke into his muti-million pound hause in Camden to smell his pants consequently she was arrested for just being a plain old perv and sentanced to life imprisonment! So that good over-acheivind. french speaking girl we all knew and loved has now ended up in that women's prison in Islington ( HOLLOWAY, THATS IT )(can't remember the name of it)U have 2 ask yourselves where did it all go wrong? The top image is an artist impression of the offending pants that signified her life after her foolish act!
If only her friends had stop the obsession in it's tracks back in 2002!



2 the right is a picture of Nadia now as u can see she has let herself go a bit, Well I guess thats prison 4 u!