HAHAHAHH here we go, this should be fun!
The Harflakes Monster
Kat Harland after reciving INCREDIBLY high, A-LEVEL grades apon leaving St Joans went off 2 'find herself' in deepest India and to promote her bangra band in the hope of getting a new understanding of Indian culture and Music. She was accompanied by none other than LEE MARTIN, the pervert she sits with in science, and had repeatly told him LOOK LEE, in the hotel room I sleep Naked it is NOT a come on, but would he listen I think not.
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While out there on a White-Water RAFTING, at the many confluences of the Ganges, Poor Kat was flung from her Boat and was pulled along by the raging tornet, Death seemed Imenient, UNTIL, across the water, on a Gap Year came Prince Harry of England treking along the banks of the Ganges helping the orangatanges of India by building them a feeding raft in the jungle!!!He shouted down Ohh Jolly Gosh there is a Girl in there!!! dear me!!! AND SO HE JUMPED IN, 2 rescue her, lucky for them both, his shoe lace got stuck on a Overhang, and his PA, Jenefier pulled them BOTH 2 SAFETY, yet the Sun still publised he had saved Kat when really he was a reckless fool, for the rest of the journey tlked nad tlked, it was when Kat got a splinter in her thumb and dear old Haz sucked it out that their love blossomed.
They returned 2 England a couple, and spent many a happy weekend playing Polo at Highgrove. 4 years later they married, at the temple in Delhi, Kat's favourite place in all the world, much 2 the outrage of the Queen the heat did not do, her Blisters any gd. They had a happy mariage, Kat's never liekd Abba as much as her Harry, but when he sung Fernado 2 her, she melted in his arms. They were later shot dead, by Harry's PA , Jeneifer who ironically had saved them in the Ganges, she was jealous Harry had been her lover before he met Kat.
